Making Friends With Black People Nick Adams

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Making Friends With Black People  by  Nick Adams

Making Friends With Black People by Nick Adams
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White people of America, we know youve got it rough.Sure, black men and women have been through four hundred years of slavery, oppression, murder, and watching white college students try to dance. But now that its hip to have black friends, whiteMoreWhite people of America, we know youve got it rough.Sure, black men and women have been through four hundred years of slavery, oppression, murder, and watching white college students try to dance.

But now that its hip to have black friends, white people arent sure how to go about it. And that is a real American tragedy. Thank God Nick Adams is here to help you avoid potential racial pitfalls and successfully make the transition from white to aiight. Now, youll know not to start a conversation with, So, that new Jay-Z album is pretty great, right?

Or tell a co-worker he looks just like (fill in blank with name of dark-skinned person who works in the other building.) Youll know that a lot of black people you meet at parties or work functions dont care who played Thelmas husband on Good Times, dont want to discuss the Malcolm X biography you just read and definitely dont want to listen to country music.

Ever. Yes, its a good thing Nick is here to explain. Because if were going to live together in peace and harmony, you people are going to need help.Black People, Briefly Explained. A Q&A with Nick AdamsQ: Nick, what is the correct term to use when addressing my new friends: Black or African-American?A: Personally, I always liked Afro-American.

I liked being named after a 1970s hairdo. But then I wondered why we didnt become the Jheri-curled Americans or High Top Fade Americans.Q: Nick, if black people can use the N word as a term of endearment, can I, a white person, do so?A: No. I dont care if you have your hair in cornrows while wearing a Phat Farm t-shirt at an R.

Kelly concert. Black people dont get to be president, and white people dont get to use the word nigger. Can we just call it even now?Q: Nick, Id like to try slang. Is that okay?A: When you guys start using our words, thats when we know its time for us to stop using them.

Every time a white, middle-aged math teacher calls a student, dog, black people all over the country are notified via email. Believe it.Q: Nick, surely you have to agree that Eminem is a hip-hop visionary?A: Lets try this one more time: Kurtis Blow, RUN-DMC, LL Cool J, Rakim, Chuck D, KRS-One, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Common, Mos Def, Bitch!



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